humans: awwww the kitty loves the tree look the magic of xmas touches everyone
cat: im gonna eat it
Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…
the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great
being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
